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04-12-2005, 09:24 PM
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- Go open her car windows an inch or so. A cold car usually gets them irked.
- Drink straight from the milk container in front of her.
- Stop the dryer mid cycle.
- Use her car and bring it back empty.
- Some night when she is around, grab the remote and keep jumping around channels.
- Take long showers before her and use up all the hot water.
- Forget to tell her your out of toilet paper.
- Store herring in the freezer face out so she has to look at it.
And my all time favorite, answer "whatever" to everything she asks. Mine hated it like no other.
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04-12-2005, 09:27 PM
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how about an "im sorry, I'll use the plastic one next time" ?????
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04-12-2005, 10:10 PM
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Finally
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Originally Posted by Eben
how about an "im sorry, I'll use the plastic one next time" ?????
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No Eben, that doesn't work. You'll see in time. LOL
Ed, leave all the kitchen cabinet doors and drawers open, drives my wife nuts when the kids do it.  |
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04-12-2005, 10:19 PM
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respect her and she will respect you..... she is right about the wood cutting board. wood holds bacteria and plastic can easily be disenfected. 
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04-12-2005, 10:20 PM
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ah screw it... soak her tampons in tobasco sauce  |
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04-12-2005, 10:57 PM
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A Wood cutting board is better than a plastic or resin one,beach will kill on contact for wood & plastic but wood is the way togo.I don't see what the problemo is!!!
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Dude goto the bathroom & lift the lid & put plastic wrap over it & toss the seat back down...........you will get instant results with that one.
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cut the strings on her tampons.......Thats gotta suck!No rip cord............Ohhhhhh %$%$%$%$!
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Live bait sharp hooks and timing is all you need
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04-12-2005, 11:08 PM
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Finally
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Originally Posted by 5/0
cut the strings on her tampons.......Thats gotta suck!No rip cord............Ohhhhhh %$%$%$%$!
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OUCH!!! Hate to see what she would do to you after that!!!!  |
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04-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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Finally
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Originally Posted by Eben
ah screw it... soak her tampons in tobasco sauce |
Bet that'll leave a mark!!!  |
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