The Longest Thread in History

[mikecc]

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[Fishpart]

We're going along well................

[Goose]

Bloo check your E - mail

[bloocrab]

Thanks for the complimenst felllas....

[bloocrab]

hey Red, its about time you caught on!!!.......you ARE a founding member!!


.....Jenn will get it one of these days........


..let me explain that, I mean to put up OUR banner whenever we top the page!!.... .

.....she's gonna kill me one of these days!!!...

[TheSpecialist]

: FW: Hell
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >> > A new arrival in Hell was brought before the
> > > >
> > > > > devil. The devil told
> > > >
> > > > > > his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile
> > > >
> > > > > with a 20-pound sledge
> > > >
> > > > > > hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At
> > > >
> > > > > the end of the day, the
> > > >
> > > > > > devil went to see how the man was doing, only to
> > > >
> > > > > find him smiling and
> > > >
> > > > > > singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained
> > > >
> > > > > that the heat and hard
> > > >
> > > > > > labor were very similar to those on his beloved
> > > >
> > > > > farm back in
> > > >
> > > > > > Massachusetts
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to
> > > >
> > > > > 120 degrees, with 100%
> > > >
> > > > > > humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil
> > > >
> > > > > again checked on the
> > > >
> > > > > > new man, and found him still happy to be sweating
> > > >
> > > > > and straining. The
> > > >
> > > > > > man explained that it felt like the old days, when
> > > >
> > > > > he had to clean out
> > > >
> > > > > > his silo in the middle of August on his beloved
> > > >
> > > > > farm back in
> > > >
> > > > > > Massachusetts.
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > At that, the devil told his demon to lower the
> > > >
> > > > > temperature for this
> > > >
> > > > > > man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end
> > > >
> > > > > of the next day, the
> > > >
> > > > > > devil was confident that he would find the man
> > > >
> > > > > miserable. But, the man
> > > >
> > > > > > was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the
> > > >
> > > > > sledge hammer like a
> > > >
> > > > > > baton. When the devil asked him why he was so
> > > >
> > > > > happy, the man answered,
> > > >
> > > > > > "Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won the
> > > >
> > > > > Super Bowl!"
> > > >

[TheSpecialist]

Smile!
>
> > << My three year old son had a lot of problems with
> > potty training; and I was
> > >on him constantly.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
> > in between errands. It
> > >was very busy, with a full dining room.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
> > so of course, I checked
> > >my seven month old daughter, and she was clean.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty
> > in a while, so I asked
> > >him and he said, "No."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had and
> > accident and I didn't
> > >have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are
> > you sure you did not
> > >have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew
> > that he must have, because
> > >the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more
> > time, "Matt, did you have
> > >an accident?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
> > and spread his cheeks and
> > >yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While 100 people nearly choked to death on their
> > tacos, he calmly pulled up
> > >his pants and sat down to eat his food as if
> > nothing happened.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I was mortified!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better,
> > when they came over and
> > >thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!
> > Another old gentleman
> > >stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving,
> > bent over to my son and
> > >said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the
> > same thing all the
> > >time...I just never had the nerve to make the point
> > like you did. >>

[mikecc]

Let's see this page has to end soon

[mikecc]

let's


try



this


again

[mikecc]

Man



I


Give



up

[mikecc]

thought


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you


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take



the


page

[mikecc]

put


me


out


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misery

[mikecc]

Team


looney


step

in


any

time

[mikecc]

That's


it


I'm


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[mikecc]

just


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posts

[Fishpart]

just might make it here

[Fishpart]

he makes it, see you guys tomorrow. Good luck Team Looney.

[mikecc]

wow

were is every one .

[redcrbbr]

just thought i'd sop in between nyqill naps...hey mike welcome to the pit

[Goose]

Hey red, what da ya say? feelin any warm south west winds out there?

[redcrbbr]

guess i'll swing by a little later when the graveyard shift is working

[Jenn]

I mean to put up OUR banner whenever we top the page!!....

uh if I can figure it out.......

[Jenn]

testing....

[Jenn]

guess I failed...

[Goose]

Hey Jenn, whats happenin

[Jenn]

I just donated all my money to the mohegan tribe......

oh well..

[Jenn]

not much...sitting here pigging out...just got home...

how are you????

[Goose]

how much

[Jenn]

shoulda gone fishin instead...

[Goose]

Could be better,feelin under the weather