The Longest Thread in History

[TheSpecialist]

: FW: Hell
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> > > > > >> > A new arrival in Hell was brought before the
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> > > > > devil. The devil told
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> > > > > > his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile
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> > > > > with a 20-pound sledge
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> > > > > > hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At
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> > > > > the end of the day, the
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> > > > > > devil went to see how the man was doing, only to
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> > > > > find him smiling and
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> > > > > > singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained
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> > > > > that the heat and hard
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> > > > > > labor were very similar to those on his beloved
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> > > > > farm back in
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> > > > > > Massachusetts
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> > > > > > The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to
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> > > > > 120 degrees, with 100%
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> > > > > > humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil
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> > > > > again checked on the
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> > > > > > new man, and found him still happy to be sweating
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> > > > > and straining. The
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> > > > > > man explained that it felt like the old days, when
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> > > > > he had to clean out
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> > > > > > his silo in the middle of August on his beloved
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> > > > > farm back in
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> > > > > > Massachusetts.
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> > > > > > At that, the devil told his demon to lower the
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> > > > > temperature for this
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> > > > > > man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end
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> > > > > of the next day, the
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> > > > > > devil was confident that he would find the man
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> > > > > miserable. But, the man
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> > > > > > was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the
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> > > > > sledge hammer like a
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> > > > > > baton. When the devil asked him why he was so
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> > > > > happy, the man answered,
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> > > > > > "Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won the
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> > > > > Super Bowl!"
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