The Longest Thread in History - Page 40 - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:29 PM

Slipknot, bloocrab, Crafty Angler, GBOUTDOORS, OX.......between the 5 of us......."WE CAN DO IT!!"...

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:30 PM

GB....what are the chances anyone else posts on page 79?....

..thats a dare, fellas.....in case you didn't get it!!!......

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:32 PM

GS was going to CT. for stripers today wish I had the time to go today it really sounds like fun!!! Then agian this time of year almost anything would be fun

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:33 PM

Maybe Crafty but then maybe not.

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:35 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHA!!!!...

RIDEM' DIVEBOY!!!.......

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:36 PM

It takes all of 31 seconds (to post)........LOL.....thanks to the sherrif....

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:37 PM

Bloo did you see the film where he is fishing with a rod under water!! almost as funny as your picture of him ridding that fish .

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:39 PM

A first grade teacher in Pittsburgh explains to her

class that she is a Steelers fan. She asks her

students to raise their hands if they, too, are

Steelers fans. Everyone in the class raises their

hand, except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and

says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Steelers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are

not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Patriots fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why

are you a Patriots fan?"

"Because my mom is a Patriots fan, and my dad is a Patriots

fan, so I'm a Patriots fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed

tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Patriots fan. You

don't have to be just like your parents all of the

time. What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was

a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "we'd be Steelers fans."

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:40 PM

Is it one of his films.....GB?....

....I'm an idiot, I don't own any ....YET!....

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:40 PM

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:43 PM

Bloo there was a guy fishing in NEW BEDFORD harbor north of 195 yesterday I could not stop to see how he was doing and by the time I came back by he was gone. Looks like I might have to uncover the boats soon

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:44 PM

......I got another one......

for page 80

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:45 PM

..The time is near.....did you read the post by 179???.....the Southern Report!

.....I'm drooling over here!!!....

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:47 PM

...I hope we have a ---Mild -N- Speedy March!!...

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:48 PM

If I was a Reindeer.......

I would have been BLITZEN!!!

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:50 PM

A good Blitz always puts me in a state of Euphoria!!!

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:51 PM

.....is there such a thing as a "poor" Blitz?....

NOT!!!

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:52 PM

Someone Emailed me this....

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, " I'm Stupid".

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see
your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says,
"Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope-Talked 'em
into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test
it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road
gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at mytruck, looks at me, and
I SWEAR, he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist and said, "Nope. I
was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't
get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a
local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..
ok..no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign......
until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at
him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering
a bridge...Here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said
"Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's
your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:53 PM

I had the boat shrink wrapped and I keep telling Jane that I am going to cut a hole in the side so I can work on it and then tape if up but she won't let me she said the tape won't hold. What do you think DUCT TAPE should hold????

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:54 PM

...this one's my favorite!!....

.."Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road
gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at mytruck, looks at me, and
I SWEAR, he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist and said, "Nope. I
was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:57 PM

I think Duct Tape will work.......

a good way to experiment is to go and put a piece on the wrap, see how it takes....or leave it on for a couple of days.....and check it again. But I think it will be ok....better safe than sorry though, you don't want month ol' puddles in your vessel.

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 02:57 PM

Bloo I picked up a copy of his tape called secrets of the striper pros. You have to see this one its great. I will bring it next time there is a blooberry meeting.

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 02:59 PM

GB, you just reminded me. I need to go talk to my "Slip Renter"..

.....Need to sign the papers, and dish out the cash-ola!...

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 03:00 PM

after we hit page 81

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 03:00 PM

...the tape thing sounds Great!.......

Thanks.....

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 03:01 PM

Where is the slip? on the island somewhere?

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 03:02 PM

GB, if the weather doesn't send us enough rain in the near future, you may want to hose the "experimental" tape piece down....just to see how the water effects the glue.

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 03:04 PM

Just ran out side and put some on the side. Now if it does tear I can tell my wife it was your idea.

bloocrab · 02-15-2002, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GBOUTDOORS
Where is the slip? on the island somewhere?

Yeah, don't I wish!!!......

....its under the Braga. Gonna be "slipped" at the Regatta.

Another good eating establishment.

...its a shame its so far away from the Westport Area...

GBOUTDOORS · 02-15-2002, 03:05 PM

Are you going to the reel fix Sat.???