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Old 05-19-2004, 07:30 AM   #11
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This may be pushing it but...

This penguin is having car trouble so he brings his car into the garage. Mechanic tells him to leave it for a while and he'll check it out. So the penguin walks across the street to get some ice cream and kill some time. He goes in and orders a dish of vanilla ice cream but because he only has flippers and no hands he can't use a spoon. He proceeds to dive into the ice cream face first, getting ice cream all over his face in the process. He finishes the ice cream and walks back across the street to the garage to check on his car. He walks in, the mechanic takes one look at him and says "looks like you blew a seal". The penguin looks at him and says , "no, no. I just had a vanilla ice cream across the street".
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