Well, Jimbo, at least you'll give the Mrs. something to laugh with her girlfriends over for the next 5 or 10 years -
Picture Irish guys doing this:
She owes ya.
Big time.
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.