Joke for today?

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Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
> > truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
> > >
> > >
> > >The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> > Americans.
> > >The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> > Americans.
> > >The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
> than
> > Americans.
> > >The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
> > attacks than Americans.
> > >The Germans drink a lot of beer, eat lots of sausage and fat and suffer
> > fewer heart attacks than Americans.
> > >
> > >CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
> > what kills you.