Careful now.....the dog owner may employ the F2F (Freedom to Feces) Act. You may need to hire biologists to determine the environmental impact of the fecal matter on your lawn.
" the fisherman taking a great cod line to which he fasteneth a peece of lobster and threwes it into the sea. The rockfish biting at it, he pulls her to him and knockes her on the head with a sticke."