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A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good fisherman.
Rise & Shine. It's fishing time!
Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
Ahh Retirement! Fishing yesterday, fishing today, fishing tomorrow!
Take up a reel sport. . . Fishing!
Fishing permit required but a worm works better.
I went down to the sporting goods store and got a new rod and reel for my wife.....pretty good trade, don't ya think?
I've spent most of my life fishing. The rest of it I wasted!
Fishy, fishy in the brook.
Papa caught him on a hook.
Mama fried him up at home.
Now don't choke on a bone!
Fish scales lie.
If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
I never caught a fish I didn't like.
You get a line, I'll get a pole and we'll meet down at the old fishing hole.
Earth's surface is 3/4 water and 1/4 land. It's obvious that God intended man to spend triple the time fishing than doing yard work.
When life is floundering, its time to go fishing.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's leaving. I'm sure gonna miss her!
I came. I saw. I went fishing.
Thy rod and thy reel comfort me.
Teach a man to fish and a liar is born.
Fishing is a tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!
If I could get away from fishing, I'd attend Fisherholics Anonymous.
If God had wanted man to work, He wouldn't have invented fishin'.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Fishing is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
A reel fisherman can tackle anything that bobs along.
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