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JohnR Joke for today? 03-18-2002, 08:43 AM

redcrbbr THIS SIGN WAS POSTED AT A... 03-21-2002, 02:44 AM

redcrbbr > -TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM >... 03-24-2002, 08:33 PM

bloocrab ...........Why did Piglet... 03-24-2002, 10:05 PM

JohnR thanks for the chuckle,... 03-25-2002, 10:15 AM

Spare Spool bloo, that is too friggin... 03-25-2002, 06:38 PM

bloocrab Jay and his blonde wife live... 03-26-2002, 08:06 AM

redcrbbr DEAR EMPLOYEE LETTER As a... 03-27-2002, 02:36 AM

redcrbbr I WANT TO BE WITH YOU ... 03-27-2002, 02:37 AM

JohnR SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY > > >... 03-27-2002, 10:10 AM

fishsmith Howard is 95 and lives in a... 03-27-2002, 10:15 AM

Spare Spool Mother to daughter advice:... 03-27-2002, 01:59 PM

STEVE IN MASS ;)......Funny.........:) 03-27-2002, 02:44 PM

JohnR What movie was that from? ... 03-27-2002, 03:17 PM

redcrbbr liked that one john...smack... 03-28-2002, 01:59 AM

fishsmith You got it John, Don't... 03-28-2002, 01:56 PM

bloocrab Signs of the 00's 1. You... 03-28-2002, 03:35 PM

bloocrab a quick riddle???.. ... 04-06-2002, 03:49 PM

bloocrab ok......heres the... 04-06-2002, 03:52 PM

STEVE IN MASS Mom..... Damn....you posted... 04-06-2002, 03:53 PM

kayaman not exactly a joke,... 04-08-2005, 09:25 PM

The Dad Fisherman Why Math is Taught in School... 04-13-2005, 03:16 PM

Nebe An English professor told her... 04-13-2005, 06:18 PM

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Bass Babe I got a new car radio... 07-04-2005, 10:25 PM

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missing link I was putting my boat in at... 11-11-2005, 05:10 PM

justplugit An elderly Italiian man lay... 11-16-2005, 11:42 PM

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The Dad Fisherman A train hits a bus load of... 11-17-2005, 02:03 PM

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bloocrab Steve, what about some weird... 04-06-2002, 04:08 PM

STEVE IN MASS Ummm....bored Bloo? I think... 04-06-2002, 04:15 PM

bloocrab what???.......did I hear you... 04-06-2002, 04:19 PM

bloocrab the West Wall should be... 04-06-2002, 04:21 PM

STEVE IN MASS Don't Fret...it's pretty cold... 04-06-2002, 04:35 PM

Scotch Bonnet Speaking of praying mantis,... 04-06-2002, 08:34 PM

JohnR Scotch - looks like the... 04-07-2002, 07:39 AM

redcrbbr To Pun Is Fun 1. A... 04-13-2002, 12:29 AM

redcrbbr time 04-14-2002, 11:30 PM

JohnR Good one Red.... Subject:... 04-15-2002, 08:55 AM

Eliot My left hand 04-09-2008, 09:34 AM

Sweetwater true story 06-29-2009, 01:13 PM

ThrowingTimber :buds: 09-08-2009, 11:23 AM

gone fishin Talking Dog 09-09-2009, 03:55 PM

JohnR Got from (an Italian)... 10-01-2009, 10:17 AM

bloocrab Jesus's Ethnicity ~ ... 04-17-2002, 09:23 PM

Fishpart Subject: YOU MIGHT BE A... 04-18-2002, 07:51 AM

redcrbbr > A dad walks into a market... 04-26-2002, 02:29 PM

Scotch Bonnet My brother-in-law married a... 04-27-2002, 09:05 PM

bloocrab Adam and Eve After... 04-28-2002, 01:58 PM

JohnR Proof that Vodka is good for... 04-29-2002, 12:12 PM

NaCl H2O I'm no golfer but I thought... 05-02-2002, 11:07 AM

Van se how you like this one 05-02-2002, 02:01 PM

redcrbbr Subject: Date rape drug for... 05-07-2002, 10:35 AM

redcrbbr From the Maine Department Of... 05-07-2002, 11:05 AM

maine/rifisherman A blonde woman was driving... 05-08-2002, 12:54 AM

Mal Greene Blondes 05-08-2002, 06:18 AM

maine/rifisherman Two blondes were walking in... 05-08-2002, 11:15 PM

NaCl H2O A guy was stopped by a... 05-09-2002, 11:31 AM

Van another blonde joke 05-09-2002, 11:55 AM

maine/rifisherman A husband and wife were... 05-09-2002, 11:43 PM

JohnR Just when you thought you... 05-15-2002, 08:01 AM

JohnR Comprehending Engineers -... 05-15-2002, 08:04 AM

STEVE IN MASS Lesson nine: An engineer... 05-15-2002, 10:45 AM

Van Three Blondes Fishing 05-15-2002, 12:23 PM

Van here's another 05-15-2002, 12:24 PM

Homerun04 Q: Why can a head never be... 05-15-2002, 07:02 PM

Homerun04 Q: Why can a head never be... 05-15-2002, 07:03 PM

Scotch Bonnet My 4 yr olds only joke....... 05-15-2002, 10:42 PM

Scotch Bonnet These two fishermen were... 05-15-2002, 10:59 PM

redcrbbr TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A... 05-16-2002, 02:09 AM

redcrbbr Subject: New viruses ... 05-17-2002, 02:19 AM

NaCl H2O A nun walked into the corner... 05-22-2002, 07:27 AM

redcrbbr Hillary Clinton goes to her... 05-23-2002, 12:38 AM

NaCl H2O hahaha... great joke... ... 05-23-2002, 07:37 AM

Van After having their 11th... 05-23-2002, 09:01 AM

JohnR Signs Your Amish Teen's In... 05-30-2002, 08:25 AM

Van Hillbilly Medical Terms ... 05-30-2002, 09:29 AM

NaCl H2O LOL.. the visual on that one... 05-31-2002, 07:24 AM

Slipknot Four married guys go fishing.... 05-31-2002, 07:31 AM

Van A sixty year old man walks... 05-31-2002, 07:43 AM

JohnR Rules of Man 06-03-2002, 09:27 AM

Scotch Bonnet I got a good joke for ya.... 06-03-2002, 09:57 AM

Van WOW, R U LUCKY !!:D But you... 06-03-2002, 10:58 AM

JohnR Nice Job Scotch! :smash:... 06-05-2002, 11:09 AM

NaCl H2O A hillbilly came to town... 06-05-2002, 12:48 PM

Van Texas Dreamer 06-06-2002, 07:36 AM

JohnR Very good stuff :D 06-24-2002, 09:29 AM

NaCl H2O A pregnant woman from... 06-24-2002, 03:36 PM

bloocrab A man was in his front yard... 06-25-2002, 02:42 AM

bloocrab THE TEACHER COMEBACK OF THE... 06-25-2002, 10:18 PM

JohnR A blind man, enters a bar,... 06-26-2002, 07:26 AM

NaCl H2O A Texan, a New Yorker, and a... 06-26-2002, 11:12 AM

Van One day, in line at the... 06-26-2002, 12:47 PM

JohnR Things You'd Love to Say at... 06-28-2002, 01:41 PM

bloocrab The other day I was in my... 06-28-2002, 06:33 PM

bloocrab The other day I was in my... 06-28-2002, 06:45 PM

bloocrab ...WHAT?.... I didn't make... 06-28-2002, 06:48 PM

Van We have all been to those... 07-01-2002, 09:18 AM

JohnR REMAINING U.S. CEOs MAKE A... 07-09-2002, 08:06 AM

NaCl H2O Jim and Mary were both... 07-09-2002, 08:38 AM

redcrbbr rules 07-17-2002, 09:10 AM

Fishpart A few years ago, a friend of... 07-18-2002, 09:18 AM

NaCl H2O A guy is at the pearly gates,... 07-23-2002, 11:58 AM

Van Two Texans were having the... 07-24-2002, 01:49 PM

fishsmith A woman decides to have a... 07-31-2002, 12:18 PM

bloocrab :happy: :cool: A guy was... 08-04-2002, 10:11 PM

Van This is not a joke, but a... 08-06-2002, 12:21 PM

JohnR That was pretty friekin'... 08-06-2002, 12:37 PM

Van I would love to do that so... 08-06-2002, 12:45 PM

Van 4 important views of women 08-07-2002, 10:20 AM

redcrbbr A woman asks her husband if... 08-17-2002, 08:06 AM

Katie Don't Have a joke but red... 08-17-2002, 06:02 PM

fishweewee Heard This One On The Radio... 08-19-2002, 08:30 AM

redcrbbr ALLIGATOR WARNING Due to the... 08-21-2002, 12:06 PM

Flaptail What do you call a Lesbian... 05-05-2005, 12:18 PM

Nebe Hey Flap- have you heard... 05-05-2005, 06:07 PM

In The Surf Walking The Dog A little... 05-05-2005, 06:34 PM

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teaser One day Monica Lewinsky was... 06-30-2005, 04:42 PM

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Van Red Neck Professional... 08-21-2002, 01:24 PM

JohnR >One Wish > >Two Irishmen... 09-19-2002, 10:33 AM

Goose My line of work 09-24-2002, 07:01 PM

bloocrab ...went fishing with Goose... 09-26-2002, 09:49 AM

fishsmith George went on a vacation to... 09-26-2002, 10:10 AM

Van Sam and Bessie are senior... 09-30-2002, 10:16 AM

bloocrab The priest, in his Sunday... 10-04-2002, 01:36 AM

redcrbbr An old farmer had owned a... 10-13-2002, 03:44 PM

STEVE IN MASS Good one, but the real joke... 10-13-2002, 05:02 PM

bloocrab One Sunday morning, the... 10-17-2002, 08:09 AM

Van You know your driving too... 10-17-2002, 10:03 AM

bloocrab Ted and his wife were working... 10-19-2002, 03:30 PM

bloocrab The blonde decides one day... 10-19-2002, 03:33 PM

MountainBreeze The manager of a tackle shop... 10-21-2002, 09:24 AM

redcrbbr Harley's >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>... 10-26-2002, 02:11 AM

redcrbbr A father and son went hunting... 11-13-2002, 10:50 AM

Fish_n_Dive An Irishman walked into a bar... 11-14-2002, 10:31 PM

Fish_n_Dive One day three men walked into... 11-14-2002, 10:34 PM

redcrbbr Two fish swim into a concrete... 11-15-2002, 12:03 AM

Van Ok I'll say it again.... ... 11-15-2002, 08:10 AM

Fishpart After a Beer Festival in... 11-15-2002, 03:19 PM

FishTales The local bar was so sure... 11-16-2002, 12:18 AM

Moron_Saxatilis John, a wealthy and single... 11-18-2002, 03:53 AM

Mr. Kav A young family moved into a... 11-18-2002, 10:27 AM

MountainBreeze A blind man enters a Ladies... 11-26-2002, 11:19 AM

JohnR LMAO :D 11-26-2002, 11:34 AM

Jimbo An engineer, a psychologist,... 11-26-2002, 11:52 AM

bloocrab Sung to the tune: "If You're... 11-27-2002, 09:41 AM

Van A wife arrived home from a... 12-02-2002, 11:28 AM

redcrbbr Subject: Fw: Andy Rooney... 12-02-2002, 11:23 PM

redcrbbr Computer Problem Report Form... 12-02-2002, 11:25 PM

JohnR http://media.smilepop.com/smil... 12-09-2002, 09:49 AM

JohnR Almost 150 years ago,... 12-09-2002, 09:52 AM

MountainBreeze Two guys were sittin' at the... 12-10-2002, 07:59 AM

fishsmith Hangover Ratings One Star... 12-11-2002, 10:35 AM

Van Brrrrrr. 12-17-2002, 03:23 PM

Van OK,,,I KNOW THESE ARE BAD... 12-18-2002, 08:46 AM

fishsmith From: Santa Claus I regret... 12-20-2002, 01:51 PM

redcrbbr > A man came home from work,... 12-20-2002, 11:20 PM

redcrbbr CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE RECIPE... 12-24-2002, 09:44 AM

mrmacey MY 2 CENTS 12-24-2002, 11:09 AM

redcrbbr :D 12-25-2002, 08:43 AM

bloocrab A woman goes into Wal-Mart to... 12-26-2002, 01:19 PM

Van SALESMAN 01-06-2003, 09:30 AM

bloocrab A guy goes into a store and... 01-06-2003, 05:24 PM

Van Just wondering... 01-08-2003, 08:33 AM

fishsmith Joe and John were identical... 01-10-2003, 09:53 AM

JohnR CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER... 01-10-2003, 11:47 AM

redcrbbr TRY THIS GAME DON'T PEAK... 01-20-2003, 11:01 PM

redcrbbr It was autumn, and the... 01-20-2003, 11:30 PM

bloocrab :bshake: 01-21-2003, 12:02 AM

bloocrab A mild-mannered man was tired... 01-21-2003, 12:04 AM

fishsmith A doctor at an insane asylum... 01-24-2003, 10:07 AM

Fishpart >HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO... 01-29-2003, 10:17 AM

Mr. Sandman A 60 year old women tells her... 01-29-2003, 11:05 AM

Van THE DIVORCE 01-29-2003, 11:58 AM

Katie He didn't become a champion... 02-01-2003, 02:24 PM

redcrbbr Subject: DID YOU KNOW..... ... 02-02-2003, 12:25 PM

Jenn Subject: I'M SORRY ... 02-05-2003, 08:26 PM

Jenn Sorry guys....Blame it in... 02-05-2003, 08:31 PM

mikecc Here is a Red Neck House Boat 02-06-2003, 11:00 AM

mrmacey hi 02-07-2003, 07:12 AM

fishsmith A man boarded an airplane and... 02-07-2003, 09:02 AM

Mr. Sandman optical illusion 02-08-2003, 10:06 AM

redcrbbr theres a boat in that... 02-08-2003, 09:06 PM

Van Nice PIC.... Ok for... 02-10-2003, 01:34 PM

Jenn Two men are driving through... 02-12-2003, 12:17 AM

Mr. Kav HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH ... 02-12-2003, 08:00 AM

Katie Oh my gosh... that is... 02-13-2003, 04:20 PM

Fish_n_Dive FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughs:... 02-13-2003, 04:54 PM

fishweewee Here's One... 02-16-2003, 10:24 PM

redcrbbr Subject: THE FRENCH ... 02-17-2003, 12:56 PM

Katie What never to say to a Police... 02-18-2003, 12:27 PM

Jenn DISCLAIMER....yes I am...so I... 02-19-2003, 12:24 AM

Van REDNECK MEASURING TAPE 02-19-2003, 01:31 PM

Fishpart The Clinton Era After... 02-24-2003, 08:57 AM

Van Blonde in a Blizzard 02-25-2003, 02:31 PM

Jimbo Quote of the Year 02-28-2003, 03:18 PM

redcrbbr Subject: Fw: I love my... 03-03-2003, 02:22 PM

Jimbo Smiles From the Bible 03-03-2003, 02:54 PM

Van BLONDE ALERT 03-04-2003, 09:50 AM

JohnR Only Your Bartender... 03-04-2003, 03:53 PM

JohnR Ahhh what the hell, here is... 03-04-2003, 04:06 PM

Katie YOU KNOW YOU ARE A COMPUTER... 03-05-2003, 08:30 AM

JohnR Hey Fishsmith ?? 03-05-2003, 09:04 AM

fishsmith I didn't notice the F***,... 03-05-2003, 01:56 PM

IFG Fishing Joke 03-05-2003, 06:50 PM

Van IDIOT ALERT 03-06-2003, 03:00 PM

Katie LUNCH AT HP Lunch, the HP... 03-07-2003, 09:07 AM

Jimbo Blonde Suicide 03-07-2003, 10:44 AM

Van A teacher gave her fifth... 03-07-2003, 11:46 AM

nightfighter > CORPORATE LESSON 1: ... 03-09-2003, 03:44 PM

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redcrbbr A trucker who has been out on... 03-14-2003, 08:36 PM

Van A timeless lesson on how... 03-17-2003, 08:38 AM

redcrbbr Inspection Teams....Have you... 03-18-2003, 09:42 PM

Katie A man was surf fishing along... 03-19-2003, 01:00 PM

Amythefish Doctor I hurt all over 03-19-2003, 07:08 PM

redcrbbr > > Subject: What is in a... 03-31-2003, 12:35 PM

redcrbbr HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND... 03-31-2003, 12:40 PM

FishermanTim If you have a friend who is a... 03-31-2003, 01:54 PM

JohnR That condition is known as... 03-31-2003, 01:57 PM

Jimbo Three Cheers for the... 03-31-2003, 04:08 PM

hooked Got Cat? 03-31-2003, 05:24 PM

redcrbbr Why did the chicken cross the... 04-04-2003, 10:45 PM

JohnR Speaking of doubles: The... 04-07-2003, 09:28 AM

Mr. Sandman Five surgeons are discussing... 04-09-2003, 06:57 AM

fishsmith A teacher gave her fifth... 04-24-2003, 07:02 AM

Fishpart After dying a grisly death in... 04-25-2003, 01:40 PM

fishaholic18 Get anyones drivers licence... 04-26-2003, 06:18 AM

Van THE GEOGRAPHY OF A... 04-28-2003, 07:26 AM

Jimbo Message From Your Dog 05-01-2003, 12:07 PM

Van Survivor---Tennessee 05-05-2003, 08:09 AM

fishsmith Corporate America - New HR... 05-05-2003, 01:29 PM

GregK redcrbbr, loved the cow... 05-05-2003, 01:40 PM

NJTackle I almost spit out my coffee... 05-06-2003, 11:05 PM

Mr. Kav A precious little girl walks... 05-12-2003, 10:00 AM

NilsC It must be a female who wrote... 05-15-2003, 08:46 AM

Fishpart > FEMALE PRAYER > > Before... 05-22-2003, 12:15 PM

NilsC The guest room in our home... 05-30-2003, 07:52 AM

hooked A woman awakes during the... 06-03-2003, 12:03 PM

NilsC Are you a cowboy? 06-03-2003, 11:41 PM

JohnR WHY PARENTS GO GREY 06-04-2003, 11:03 AM

MountainBreeze A nurse walks into a bank. ... 06-05-2003, 10:52 AM

Jimbo Shipwrecked 06-05-2003, 11:21 AM

Van An office manager was given... 06-05-2003, 12:40 PM

NilsC I think this was a qute one. 06-06-2003, 09:56 AM

bloocrab Butch goes into a lawyer's... 06-08-2003, 11:47 PM

MountainBreeze A couple is celebrating their... 06-12-2003, 11:24 AM

MountainBreeze "Borrowed" from another... 06-17-2003, 01:01 PM

Goose It is with heavy heart that... 06-17-2003, 07:31 PM

Fishpart Mars & Venus I never have... 06-19-2003, 06:03 AM

bloocrab God said, "Adam, I want you... 06-19-2003, 11:22 AM

Jenn :D :laughs: 06-19-2003, 11:34 AM

RockLobsta Two New South Welshmen rent a... 06-19-2003, 09:12 PM

MountainBreeze Never Lie! (From another... 06-24-2003, 10:39 AM

fishsmith FUNNY CLASSIFIEDS: ... 06-25-2003, 02:21 PM

Jimbo Spaghetti 07-03-2003, 08:50 AM

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Van A dedicated Union worker was... 07-15-2003, 08:47 AM

Van Here's another cool link 07-15-2003, 12:53 PM

Jimbo Google Error 07-15-2003, 02:08 PM

NEXT2NUN Mind over Matter = I don't... 07-15-2003, 08:32 PM

Broadbill A fisherman walks into the... 07-24-2003, 06:00 PM

Chef You don't know Jack Schitt... 07-28-2003, 07:42 PM

Jimbo Two Women at the Pearly Gates 07-30-2003, 10:31 AM

Van Every Saturday morning John... 07-31-2003, 03:56 PM

NilsC A man was in his front yard... 08-05-2003, 07:13 AM

Mr. Sandman Did you know that you can... 08-05-2003, 02:02 PM

NEXT2NUN A blonde driving on a country... 08-12-2003, 08:31 PM

Van Another Blonde Joke. A... 08-13-2003, 07:24 AM

Jimbo Bounce - Who Knew? 08-14-2003, 02:50 PM

rocketman A group of blondes comes into... 08-15-2003, 07:35 PM

Van MEN OF THE YEAR 08-18-2003, 08:42 AM

Van #2 08-18-2003, 08:46 AM

NilsC A husband and wife had a... 08-19-2003, 01:48 PM

MountainBreeze This woman walks into a... 08-20-2003, 07:40 AM

Mr. Sandman We all know those cute little... 09-02-2003, 10:49 AM

Goose :laugha: 09-02-2003, 11:28 AM

Jimbo The Brothel 09-02-2003, 01:26 PM

Van What more could you ask for... 09-03-2003, 07:22 AM

MakoMike To be the beer can? 09-03-2003, 09:58 AM

MikeTLive Where you been fishing?? I... 09-03-2003, 02:58 PM

Jimbo Rules to give to your Boss! 09-11-2003, 11:31 AM

Jimbo A man walked into the local... 09-11-2003, 01:02 PM

Van NO Nursing Home for me! With... 09-11-2003, 02:07 PM

Goose Guy is riding in the back of... 09-11-2003, 08:45 PM

redcrbbr A husband and wife were... 09-16-2003, 04:06 PM

fishsmith The Loving Husband Several... 09-19-2003, 10:49 AM

redcrbbr Here's the final word on... 09-28-2003, 10:26 AM

Jimbo Lottery Ticket 09-30-2003, 08:13 AM

beachwalker Red, the cow joke is precious... 10-01-2003, 10:30 AM

fishsmith My neighbor is looking for a... 10-01-2003, 11:28 AM

beachwalker Now how in the Hell did you... 10-01-2003, 12:08 PM

Bassman18 Fisherman 10-02-2003, 11:36 PM

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Nebe Not sure if you guys have... 10-04-2003, 07:32 PM

NilsC Need fishing licenses 10-07-2003, 08:06 PM

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hooked The parish priest went on a... 10-09-2003, 12:53 PM

NilsC A blind man and his guide dog... 10-09-2003, 11:34 PM

Jimbo Coworkers Sven and Kurt are... 10-21-2003, 11:40 AM

hooked On a chain of beautiful... 10-21-2003, 02:43 PM

Fishpart We all know that it is a sin... 11-17-2003, 01:55 PM

Goose Very funny Fishpart. Four... 11-23-2003, 11:32 PM

Bassman18 two fish swim into a concrete... 11-24-2003, 01:01 AM

HighTide A Missionary realizes that... 11-24-2003, 01:23 PM

Goose How to Shower Like a Woman ... 12-17-2003, 05:29 PM

chris L >A construction boss in... 12-17-2003, 05:34 PM

chris L > > "Calling in sick to work... 12-17-2003, 05:35 PM

chris L A flat-chested young lady... 12-17-2003, 05:36 PM

RIROCKHOUND Two cows in England are... 12-17-2003, 06:34 PM

Van The Southern preacher rose... 01-06-2004, 09:21 AM

Moose Nuckle Whats a 747 and a bleached... 01-06-2004, 10:18 AM

MrsSFrances Why God created children 01-06-2004, 03:44 PM

MrsSFrances 15 things to do at wal-mart 01-06-2004, 03:47 PM

chris L ive done a couple of them .... 01-06-2004, 04:17 PM

Goose What did the lady on the... 01-06-2004, 04:28 PM

chris L lol Goose ! 01-06-2004, 04:36 PM

fishaholic18 A bus carrying only ugly... 01-07-2004, 12:15 PM

Mr. Sandman Sam had been in business for... 01-14-2004, 08:38 PM

Nebe :laughs: Thats a good... 01-14-2004, 11:22 PM

fishaholic18 Think about this: A. The... 01-17-2004, 12:06 AM

NaCl H2O God's Country John... 01-22-2004, 10:33 AM

redcrbbr *DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING*... 01-26-2004, 04:55 PM

Jimbo Redcrbbr, this is great. My... 01-27-2004, 11:47 AM

The Dad Fisherman That absolutely... 01-27-2004, 12:37 PM

fishaholic18 Life Explained 01-27-2004, 01:26 PM

Van Some Redneck Fun 01-29-2004, 09:33 AM

Van 2) 01-29-2004, 09:34 AM

Jimbo Who Is Tired of the Snow? 01-30-2004, 02:49 PM

Van How about this ???? 01-30-2004, 03:13 PM

The Dad Fisherman That just looks like a WHOLE... 01-30-2004, 04:16 PM

chris L some real strong heels ! and... 01-30-2004, 04:31 PM

Van Girl meets Chris L 01-30-2004, 04:45 PM

macojoe A Mexican drinks his Tequila... 01-30-2004, 04:47 PM

The Dad Fisherman An Irish priest loved to fly... 02-12-2004, 09:27 AM

macojoe Employee: Boss, I can't come... 02-15-2004, 09:35 PM

BigFish :laugha: :laugha: :laugha:... 02-15-2004, 09:36 PM

The Dad Fisherman You know your a Bostonian When 02-17-2004, 09:36 AM

Mr. Sandman While walking down the street... 03-08-2004, 02:35 PM

fishaholic18 Blonde joke 03-09-2004, 05:01 PM

Mr. Sandman Subject: FW: You know your... 03-13-2004, 07:23 PM

redcrbbr Italian Friends ... 03-14-2004, 10:15 PM

fishsmith For St. Patricks Day 03-17-2004, 09:33 AM

BigFish :laugha: Good one!:laugha: 03-17-2004, 10:02 AM

gdurham75 Re: For St. Patricks Day 03-17-2004, 02:47 PM

FishChick Why does Piglet smell?? ... 03-18-2004, 06:32 PM

MakoMike Since Eben got the wrong... 03-26-2004, 08:41 AM

The Dad Fisherman 40 Things You'll Never Hear... 03-26-2004, 09:58 AM

MakoMike Comeon guys, no one have any... 04-09-2004, 06:28 AM

Rappin Mikey What do you call deer with no... 04-12-2004, 09:32 AM

Rappin Mikey I have no eye deer 04-12-2004, 09:36 AM

Mr. Sandman A man entered the bus with... 04-21-2004, 07:45 AM

FishermanTim What do you call that same... 04-21-2004, 09:12 AM

FishermanTim Still no eye deer? 04-21-2004, 09:13 AM

HighTide A guy walked into a bar with... 04-21-2004, 12:35 PM

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09-30-2002, 10:16 AM	#10
Van zoom iTrader: (0) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Quincy Posts: 4,145	Sam and Bessie are senior citizens and Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?" "What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants. What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?" "What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down tomorrow." Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!!!!" Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
	~..~..~.. ><((((º> Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.

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