Hey Link,
I think it took less time to name USS Salem. I agree with Big Fish. The poor WIDDLE KITTY needs a name. How about this. Your on your front porch looking for the cat. You don't see it any where. So you scream out at the top of your lungs...." MOOSE NUCKLE...HERE MOOSE NUCKLE COME FOR DINNER. I dont think the neighbors would mind.
" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."