Too Many Seals

[JohnnySaxatilis]

Well it finally happened to me... Fishing in a nice school of cookie cutters, blow ups every cast. Got a nice fish on, took a little drag; and its about 20yrds away in pretty tight to the shore. I see a giant black shape emerge behind my bass and up comes a huge grey seal. He chases my fish around for a second and pretty soon he's got it. Then my line starts peeling big time and soon enough he cuts through the line. Then the bastage comes up with my fish in its mouth, and my lefthook pilgrim, obviously taunting me.... Had a few calm choice words of course. I think it went something like:

"GO F YOURSELF YOU STUPID FING SEAL, I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT DAMN PLUG!"

Luckily the fishing didnt totally shut off, just all the big fish left