MS Access

[sok]

Anybody know of anywhere that has a online crash course in MS Access?
I know next to nothing about it.
New system I have to learn and train my replacement.
I have three days........................
Help.
See why I drink?

[MrHunters]

try this link

click me

[sok]

Thanks.
It was worth a shot. I discovered I'm already locked out of making any changes.
I am the victim of a pet project of one of the future owners of my company.
(I have a skull icon on my desktop now. ?)
He spent two months designing this whole new database for me to use.
Designed for a job he has never done.
Gives all of my managers,supervisors,bosses and higher ups; the important people in my company a way to pat themselves on the back about a job well done......................and an excuse not to give me a raise.
You tried.

[Squid kids Dad]

That sucks

[sok]

I'm just going to have to suck it up, do what they want and bite my tongue.
And get as much overtime as possible out of the whole situation while I can. (I NEED more time to practice with the new system.)

And finish planning all their deaths..........

I keep thinking of the movie "Office Space."

Never thought I'd miss being 250 miles out in a truck in a blizzard at night.
I do.

[Raven]

if your not doing what you love to do
you'll never be happy there....

sorry to be so blunt....

[sok]

Can't say I'm not happy at the job.
Quite content actually.
I'm just a little more disgruntled than usual.
I plot everyone's death. (Even the people I like.)
A few more days and I'll finish my list of must-have changes.
And they actually seem receptive to what I have to say.
(Actually got a chance today to tell them very tactfully that the time I was given to learn "it" and and make changes and train my replacement was not F'n likely.)

I win.