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		|  07-12-2012, 08:50 PM | #1 |  
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				What...Is The Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
			 
 Well...I bet its less that 75 MPH...   
Told the wife I got her a new Hood Ornament    
Should have seen the look on the Guards Face when I drove on Base this morning...
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		|  07-12-2012, 09:10 PM | #2 |  
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				 | I'm thinking its a plover. Peta will be on you tomorrow!  Squirrel!Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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		|  07-12-2012, 09:58 PM | #3 |  
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				 | Clearly that swallow is laden. |  
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		|  07-12-2012, 10:00 PM | #4 |  
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				 | he's not dead he's just hitchin a ride
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		|  07-12-2012, 10:09 PM | #5 |  
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				 | I thought this was a monte python reference, nice kill shotPosted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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		|  07-12-2012, 10:45 PM | #6 |  
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				 | Osama bin ladenPosted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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		|  07-13-2012, 06:12 AM | #7 |  
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				 | Looks like a robin? |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 07:07 AM | #8 |  
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				 | It Is...but the joke doesn't work as well  
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		|  07-13-2012, 08:04 AM | #9 |  
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				 | Tis but a scratchPosted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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		|  07-13-2012, 08:06 AM | #10 |  
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				 | When I went to pry it off it said "I'm Not Dead yet" |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 08:08 AM | #11 |  
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				 | He's just resting. |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 08:30 AM | #12 |  
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				 | Pining for the Fiords... |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 09:46 AM | #13 |  
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				 | You beat me to that one "dad".
 He's not dead, he's just resting!
 
 or
 
 It was testing a new migration method for the fall???
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		|  07-13-2012, 09:58 AM | #14 |  
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				 | Is that an African or European car? |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 02:15 PM | #15 |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 02:25 PM | #16 |  
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					Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman  Pining for the Fiords... |  Maybe I should have said Pining for the Fords |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 04:01 PM | #17 |  
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				 | Buzz is right... that be a robin hitchin a ride... |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 05:32 PM | #18 |  
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		|  07-13-2012, 09:46 PM | #19 |  
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					Originally Posted by JohnR  Is that an African or European car? |  They dont migrate those from Africa.
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		|  07-20-2012, 04:50 AM | #20 |  
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				 | So you expect me to believe a 3 oz swallow carried a 1 pound coconut by the husk from temperate regions. It just doesn't make any sense.Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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		|  07-20-2012, 04:54 AM | #21 |  
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					Originally Posted by JohnR  Sir, Robin? |  I soiled my armor
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		|  07-20-2012, 10:11 AM | #22 |  
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				 | I fart in your general direction!Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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				 | how windy was it? |  
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		|  07-20-2012, 11:34 AM | #24 |  
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