i got ejected from my car doing 60 mph after i rolled and flipped my vw bug on a curvy treacherous road...
then i got rolled or bowled down the black top and didn't break my neck thankfully but many years later the damage is really kickin in....
the people driving towards me thought i was a tumbleweed (bush)   lol  
 
afterwards,
 i didn't even know which way was home

  i was sober as a church mouse