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Old 02-14-2007, 11:11 AM   #1
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Question Ever happened to you?
You bust some serious a s s in your cube just as a female co-worker walks in.

Just had this happen to me. The worst part was that it was a co-worker that I don't communicate with much so we couldn't laugh it off.

Well....she needed help with something that doesn't necessarily fall into my responsibilities. I guess you could say it was a natural defense mechanism.

Hope she learned her lesson.
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:20 AM   #2
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You should have just looked at her and asked "Was that you?"

She'd never bother you again
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:41 AM   #3
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WELL SIMILAR
except it was in a elevator cubicle... i get in and ride this
elevator
with a family who smelt horrible...i mean BAD... like they hadn't had
washed up in several weeks ok... so they get off at the first floor...
and i'm thinkin thank god... but ya know that stench stayed in the elevator to floor number two...
and i'm thinkin... oh boy.... this SUCKS!

just watch! as soon as the door opens the most beautiful girl in the world
will be standing there ready to go down and she'll think i was
the unwashed culprit...
and i had showered just an hour prior to that.. after work,,, and sure enough... it happened.
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:42 PM   #4
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Once when I quietly released one. I've since learned its like a silent dog whistle but for females. A female coworker picks that moment to walk up, she sniffs the air and asks what cologne I'm wearing as she liked it. She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand. I lied, told her it was "Stetson".
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:01 PM   #5
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She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand.
BW, ROTFLMAO...half of the right coast population don't have a clue what you said!
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:00 PM   #6
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nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that
boatless................can I have a ride?
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:05 PM   #7
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Whats a cube??
FORE!
It's usually darkest just before it turns Black..
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:25 PM   #8
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Whats a cube??
check out the movie Office Space
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #9
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used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!
Simplify.......
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:49 PM   #10
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try hangin' at m+d's with png around.
no signature required.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:19 PM   #11
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used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:30 PM   #12
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nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that
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