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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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07-01-2005, 08:39 AM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
Posts: 5,871
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Stupid boaters.... Stupid stupid stupid stupid boaters.
That shouldn't be in boats.
So over the weekend one of the boats I race on was happily sitting at its mooring. The owners sister decides to (crash) first go over to their private dock and pick up his wife! They wanna see the great new boat!
Now, you might know what happened here just by that previous (), well her being the self proclaimed GREAT boat driver in her pretty new Searay breaks the padanaram no wake rule (gets yelled at) goes over to said boat I race on and tries to come along side.
Oh it gets good.
Comes towards the boat going down wind with the bow (with a prominently placed oversided danforth) and hits reverse on the I/O without turning the wheel first.
Yep, danforth right into the brand new Gelcoat.
DUG it in down to the glass.
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Puts it in forward and bounces the anchor AGAIN off the boat and finally comes along side and gouges the toe rail.
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DOSEN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING BUT HOLD ON FOR 5 SECONDS THEN WANDER OFF!
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Said sister didn't dare tell the owner.
She let his wife tell him.
Moral of this story?
I'm gonna start writing politicians for there to be tests/licensing to allow people to buy/own/pilot boats.
Because I'm seriously sick of all the idiots that have been out there already this year.
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Ski Quicks Hole
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07-01-2005, 11:53 AM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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They will be out in force this weekend. P.
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07-01-2005, 12:45 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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You kinda chuckle to yourself when they go plow over rockpiles that are covered by 3 feet of water....
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Domination takes full concentration..
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07-01-2005, 01:12 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
You kinda chuckle to yourself when they go plow over rockpiles that are covered by 3 feet of water....
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chuckle to myself? no way dude. I laugh out loud and point.
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i bent my wookie
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07-01-2005, 01:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,712
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heres one Likwid.. i am down in virgin gorda at a marina filling our water tanks at the fuel dock. a boat ( a crewless moorings rental boat) comes in to the dock down wind with all sails up and expects me to catch their bow line. yeah right......  Had I done it, i could have done some serious serious damage  They were so confused that i wouldnt take their lines they simply sailed away 
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07-01-2005, 01:19 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
Posts: 10,415
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Yup.. I'll be in a 60ft box doing 6knots dodging them all weekend :-(
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Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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07-01-2005, 02:33 PM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
Posts: 5,871
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Howabout the paint marks on Hussey's Ledge?

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