I go fishing yesterday and my wife says her credit card co. called and she couldn't understand what this girl was trying to tell her.
 
So this morning , i answer a phone call  from this girl speaking some kind of heavy accent, unintelligible English, 

 ,wants to talk to her, 
murders her name,takes me 2 min to figure out who she wants, and i can't make out what she's saying. 
 
   
So i say, "let me put my wife on ",and she says, "i talk to U, she not understand English." 
 
  
  
Unbelievable. 
