Funny fishing stuff

[piemma]

Someone sent me this and I thought it was cute;

During a project on "The Sea", kids from various elementary classes
were
>asked to
>draw pictures or write about their experiences. The teachers got
together
>to
>compare the results and put together some of the comments.
>
>
> Enjoy:
>
>
> 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
> (Kelly age 6)
>
> 2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
> give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
think
> they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
>
> 3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> 4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have
> sea all around you, you are incontinent. (W ayne age 7)
>
> 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
> Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 6. A dolphin breathes through an %$%$%$%$%$%$%$ on the top of it's head.
> (Billy age 8)
>
> 7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> 8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the
> ocean Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
> whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be
better
>off eating
> beans. (William age 7)
>
> 9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
tails.
> How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
>
> 10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes
my
> willy small. (Kevin age 6)