YA JUST CAN,T >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Clammer]

Make this s hit up .

last Thrusday , Denis & I are fishing ..nice day BTW ...& he said to me .......{{you forget your [ phone }} He,s use to me being on the phone more than fishing .
we"ll I had a couple of short business calls & they were quick .

As you figure ,,we get into a descent bite .& it rings ....Its my daughter .. beep the bep the beeeep & on & On ........... The short of it is //She is trying to do toooooooooo much with her kids ,instead of a couple of NO,s .
Besides calling /Oh BTW >>She knows we are fishing ]] the reason for the call is she needs HELP with them this weekend .WTF . >never ends .I said to her Michelle I.m going fishing ...What day do you need me the most . She said Sunday . Ok ><> while shes on the phone . I tell Denis its a go for Saturday .. & after somemore senseless talk the call ends .
I,m TOLD I have to take Koby to his BB game ..no problem / would be going anyway ;
I stop over her house Saturday night & she said the game has been pushed back 1 hour // I said no matter ,I,ll be there ..
So at the time I was told >>I pick him up @ his brothers game @ 3:15 & take him to his for 3:30 //game @ 4PM ;;
Game time / both teams >>Check
All coaches >>Check
bats , balls & gloves >> Check
Umpire >> NOPE >>> short version , he was never told the day & time of this makeup game ;
The game finally starts 45 minutes late .
the game goes on , ball , strikes, runs & out .
NOW ....koby comes to the plate ........... bases loaded >>>>>>>> 2 outs .. the count go to 1 & 2 . HE SWINGS .................... On the fourth pitch the ball hits the dirt & bounces off his leg ...... the UMP . point to 1st & tells him to go >>>>>>>>> He just F $%^&*()_ stands there ????
His coaches are telling him to go to 1st ;; The UMP asks him if he got hit by the ball >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He Says No ....... No !!!!! you nuts kid .......... he ends up walking ...................... But the coach has words [[ not anger]] with the umpire & the umpire yells back to him .
What am I going to do .argue with a little kid about getting hit or not ;;
The Genes on my side of the family are f $%^&*( up .

End of story .

But BTW ,I did receive one more call Thrusday after my daughter >>>>>>>>>>>>> My sister .......... sister [what are you doing ??} Me [fishing }} & the small talk goes back & forth .. Then she says / I called to talk to you are you alone ..I said no / But talk anyway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She called to discuss what to do with her when she dies ,<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Am I F #^&#^&#^&#^&#^& NUTS ................................. I told her a couple of things with f uck throw in a few times . But that story is for another time

[justplugit]

Mike, they are either going to keep us young or kill us.

I take the twins, 4yrs old, to the fun fair Saturday. They want to compete in
the paint ball contest, but instead of paint they use lazer guns. There's
two teams of 10 each competeing against each other with boxes and plastic rocks
they can hide behind out on the field.
Just so happens the twins are on a team of 4,5 and 6 yr olds competeing
against a team of 8 to 10 yr olds. The little kids all run and hide behind a
big rock together, the older kids scatter all over thinking the little ones can't shoot.
Suprise, the little ones stay behind the rock picking off the big guys as they
run from cover to cover. Then they all run out from behind the rock together all at one time chasing each big kid one at a time blasting till all the big kids are out of ammo and lose.
I say to myself this is a fluke, but they get 3 chances and the little ones win all
3!!!!! Last big kid coming off the field trying to save face and says. "the little kids
cheated."
Wouldn't have missed it for anything.

[Clammer]

Good thing you wrote it down >>>>now its only a memory ><><><LOL

[Raven]

I think i would change my message to: Can't answer the phone right now
because i'm Fishing and need Both hands to fight the fish....
try me in several hours UNLESS it's an emergency then call 911 first.

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Clammer

Good thing you wrote it down >>>>now its only a memory ><><><LOL

Ya, if I could only remember where I wrote it down.

[Raven]

you can "REMEMBER ANYTHING
well, maybe not instantly but you cannot first self sabotage yourself
by saying that dreaded phrase "I can't remember"
because then you just gave your brain a command not to remember

so i always say.... I am Remembering...or i shall remember that shortly
it will come to me... it's on the tip of my tongue....

then ya BACK off the pressure See and give it some time...
because if you PRESS it you'll suppress it even deeper

that's when ya switch to a different thought and let it filter on up
from your memory archive... everything you've said or done is in there
and remember able better than a SUPER computer...

try it... then you'll wake up at 3:00 am there it is heh heh

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Raven

try it... then you'll wake up at 3:00 am there it is heh heh

Ya Rav, I gotta anuff aproblems wakin up in the middle of the night
let alone memberin stuff at 3AM. I'd rather forget.

[Raven]

Pomegranate Dave....