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Old 09-10-2012, 10:01 AM   #1
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Lie Detecting Robot
Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.

He decides to test it out on his Son at supper.

Father ask his Son; "Where were you last night?"

Son replies; "I was at the library" *robot slaps Son*

"OK, I was at a friend’s house."

"Doing what?" asked the Father.

"Watching a movie." says Son.

"What movie?" asks Father.

"Toy Story" *robot slaps Son*

"OK. it was ‘porn’!" cried the Son.

Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what

‘porn’ was" *robot slaps the Father*.

The Mother laughs and says "He certainly is your Son."

*robot slaps the Mother...*
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Old 09-10-2012, 10:15 AM   #2
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Old 09-10-2012, 11:12 AM   #3
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:20 PM   #4
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Old 09-15-2012, 07:20 PM   #5
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a great one for sure
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:58 PM   #6
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it's coming ! via facial recognition software that measures
hundreds of facial muscle movements that go unseen except by those with extraordinary perception
combined with heart rate and brain wave activity.
funny joke tho JOHN.... heh heh , can i borrow your tri corder for a minute
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