How to achieve inner Peace..........

[macojoe]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.


I got this from another site thought I would share!

[outfished]

And I could'nt stand the bastige until now, WOW! Now where did I leave that tube of glue.....

[maddog2020]

LMAO - man, I wish I could drink. Can't take more than a couple of ounces before I get ill.

IMHO - one can't ever reach inner peace. People are obsessive - never happy w/ things - always trying to strive for better.

[beachwalker]

hehe

why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

[chris L]

when I rip off my head and %$%$%$%$ down my neck I feel warm inside all over .

that may be inner pieces

[capesams]

all that inner peice has gotta come out...don't venture far from the turlet.