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Old 08-02-2004, 01:04 PM   #1
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Talking political humor.

for the Bush fans

and for the Kerry fans
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Old 08-02-2004, 02:24 PM   #2
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This could be fun

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Old 08-02-2004, 02:33 PM   #3
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all politics are a joke and polititions too .

Just vote None of the above .
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:03 PM   #4
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They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:21 PM   #5
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They definitely make it tough to pick a candidate these days. Just got done reading something on the "Swiftboat Veterans" that Kerry was a part of. They aren't real happy with him and it doesn't make him out to be as brave as some would say. Then I just got the following that doesn't make the "Dubya" brain-trust a viable looking alternative. Is Pat Paulson running again?
Subject: NEWSWEEK

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a rally in Tampa, FL, on June 17, 2004, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has
endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."
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Old 08-02-2004, 03:51 PM   #6
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Even though I can't stand Bush, this is a fabricated story.

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Old 08-02-2004, 04:44 PM   #7
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Dammit, I hate when I let my guard down and don't check my source. Sometimes I act like such a poilitician!
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Old 08-02-2004, 04:45 PM   #8
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"Political Humor"

If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.

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Old 08-05-2004, 06:19 PM   #9
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"Political Humor"

How about that??
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Old 08-05-2004, 06:22 PM   #10
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"Political Humor"

How about this one?

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Old 08-05-2004, 06:45 PM   #11
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Re: "Political Humor"

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If he don't make it in politics he can always make it in football.
Whoa, Dubya never looked gayer! Not that there's anything wrong with that! But geeze, throwin' a football even!
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:56 PM   #12
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"Political Humor"

This is what bart was talking about.

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