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Warning new virus
BETTER READ THIS ONE. IT'S A REAL HORROR!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within
20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call
only 800 numbers.This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING .
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair
remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth) . If the
"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 XP environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
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ooops oh yeah the virus killed the politicians part of the brain that pertains to passing a new bill... darn their sneaky 
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