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09-01-2004, 07:33 AM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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Fishing Better Than Sex?
Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex....
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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09-01-2004, 07:35 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: medfa,mass
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next we should do
"you know you fish too much when..." |
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09-01-2004, 07:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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Fish are always wet and slippery.
Fish never just lay there , they always wiggle! 
You don't have to talk to a fish when you are done with it.
Fish don't care what technique you use to nail them.
Fish don't think you are a pervert if you use plastic.
You can use the same rubber , fish after fish after fish.
When you kiss a fish goodbye , its really goodbye! |
Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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09-01-2004, 10:35 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Onset
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Its respectable to take home a big cow.
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09-01-2004, 10:41 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Friends don't mind if you fish in their spots......
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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09-01-2004, 10:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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with fishing, catch and release is acceptable...
you can fish every day of the month 
You can mount a fish on the first day you met it  |
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09-01-2004, 12:48 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,225
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You're more than happy if it brings its mother along.
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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09-01-2004, 01:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: location
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Dad Fisherman
You're more than happy if it brings its mother along.
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09-01-2004, 01:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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YOU @#$%^&^ guys are nuts ///fishing is great ===but a woman ===any size ,color, nationatily, , Best thing God made/if he made anything better ///he kept it for himself////  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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09-01-2004, 02:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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Im going to agree with clammer . fishing is fishing but a woman is ..................... a woman and we arent ! man if I could have it everynight again . BC ! I would give up fishing all together . I d even go chunking in the day time just to be home with her for a nightly .
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09-01-2004, 08:38 PM
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Got Necco's?
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Franklin
Posts: 1,339
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Those of you who chose women over fish..you must not be married...
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09-01-2004, 10:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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09-02-2004, 05:33 AM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,397
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Clamma, I gotta agree with ya -
But I have to admit, I've never had performance anxiety while fishing |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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09-02-2004, 06:29 AM
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If you catch crabs, it's not the end of the world.  |
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09-02-2004, 07:21 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
Posts: 202
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Fish or Sex ?
OMG
I can fish 7 days a week.
The only time I dream about sex twice is just before the first time.
Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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09-02-2004, 08:00 AM
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Guest
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: RI
Posts: 815
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Fishing is definitely better than sex!
Could someone tell me what sex is?
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09-02-2004, 08:13 AM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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bud8fan- must be married, huh?
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09-02-2004, 08:26 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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kippy 20 years ! its all about the right woman and relationship .
maybe has something to do with hair color ? right Mike !
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09-02-2004, 09:09 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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ChrisL =for me at [[times]] what hair ????  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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09-03-2004, 01:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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Oh , he meant fishing is better than sex............with a woman??? I miss understood! |
Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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09-03-2004, 03:40 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Fishing is not better than sex studies have found.....  "catching" is better than sex! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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09-03-2004, 03:44 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
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09-03-2004, 04:08 PM
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Registered User
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Location: ma
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i'm with BIgfishee on this one ,sex is better than fishin but CATCHIN is better than sex,chit, catchin can last for several hrs if ya hit em' right
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09-03-2004, 05:06 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Only if you can keep your rod up that long Milo!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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09-04-2004, 12:50 PM
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viva the plug-o-lution
Join Date: May 2002
Location: notsob
Posts: 3,476
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live to fish. fish to live. rod tips high.
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09-04-2004, 01:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 3,650
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"Sex, even at it's best, only lasts fourteen or fifteen hours."
David Lee-Roth
Fishing is better, but it is a toss-up as to what leaves you smelling fishier.
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