THIS WAS EPIC
I'm at the stove making a cup of coffee and wife says there's some guy in a convertible out front putting a campaign sign on my lawn. I says Bull%$%$%$%$ like that's gonna happen.
I walked over to the front door as the guy is about to stake the thing in the ground. I says YOU AIN'T PUTTING NO CAMPAIGN SIGN ON MY LAWN. The guy says well your on the list! I says Bull%$%$%$%$ I didn't sign up for no list. I tell the guy next thing you know my lawn will look like the guy down the road with 19 signs 3x5 on his front lawn and lit at night!
I was pissed I figured the guy was just pulling up and sticking the sign there cuz he figured it looked good when I whipped the door open.
Turns out my wife had met the candidate a few weeks ago but had not authorized us to have a sign put in. The candidate just took it upon themselves to do it for some reason. I didn't think that was right though.
Guy must have seen flames shooting out my ears I was ready to shoot fire at him
