Sneak-a-Sneeze
Watching TV eating crackers and cheese
When I least expect it, out comes a sneeze
Caught by the element of sudden surprise
Left with a headache and watery eyes
Now don’t get me wrong here, sneezing is great
It’s when they come without warning, that’s what I hate
Like when you’re skating with style and grace
Out comes a sneeze and you fall on your face
Or when your quietly reading a book
That sudden explosion, your pages are shook
In the cafeteria line with lunch on your tray
Sneak-a-Sneeze hits and it’s covered in spray
Some say Gesundheit, some say God Bless
Some don’t say anything, that’s okay I guess
I say excuse me and let's not make it an issue
And I’ll wipe off your face if you hand me a tissue!
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