wgd's - weapons of gas destruction....ie "explosions of the anus"
a result of eating the 50% fast food FAT from Wendy's known for
their diabolical contributions to the shopping aisles of walmart.
secretly and silently the wendy's scientists plot for ways to increase their maxium yeild of the toxic fart gas and dupe the public into consuming it with deceptive advertising.They know that the majority of old farts out there are soft targets and seek out new recruits world wide to join their ranks.
ps. a really old- old fart is one you save in a jar....for later.