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Soon we will be legislated into doing everything the way some study showed is best. We will eat what and when the law states. We will shower with government approved soap and do it in the 3 minutes the law will allow. We will all eat the government approved vanilla flavored , no sugar , no fat , no Carb cookies.
Liberal agendas have at their root that we do not know what is good for ourselves so there must be laws allowing the government to tell us how to do everything.
New law to come into effect June 2013.... while sitting on the government approved toilet seat you must keep your feet no more that 12 inches apart and no less than 9 inches apart. You must wipe using no more than 3 tissue segments per bowel movement session. If you are using public facilities , you must keep any grunting noises below 30 dicibels. Violators of any of the above laws shall be fined $100 per incident. Repeat offenders will have their government licensed defication priviledges revoked.
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