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(Flesh eating Chia Pet?? LOL!! g-g-g-gangrene!)
Kids, tired of the same old action figures??? Any G.I. Joe, #^&#^&#^&#^& or Harry can carry a bazooka!
Its time for something new, something out of this world, something DIFFERENT in the toy world:
NOTARO ACTION FIGURES!!!!
The Notaro Figures each come with 3 piece protective gear including a layer of Kevlar, a BIOhazard suit, and a full suit or armor! (armor! armor!)
Notaro comes in three styles:
Fishing Notaro complete with half rotted fishing net and waders, all three styles of protective gear and sea-sick pills. Flesh Eating Bacteria packet for you to use too!* Catch all the fish in the Center for Disease Control Pond with Fishing Notaro!**
Computer-Geek Notaro which comes with small laptop and easy chair. This series comes with optional reading glasses, two extra floppy disks, and Striped-Bass.com downloads for you!
Quarantine Notaro - this Hospital-bound action figure comes on his own stretcher, wearing a Johnny, hooked up to 10-15 IV lines, and coughs when you squeeze his stomach. Special features, Quarantine Notaro is immune to most strains of flesh-eating bacteria, but is a known carrier. Quarantine Notaro shoots enemies with his detachable IV line, coughs his deadly virus onto them and can karate chop a team of infedels with the simple up and down action of his adjustable bed!!!
* Not for children under 4
**Fishing Pole with bacteria riddled fish on the end not included.
GET YOURS TODAY!! Supplies are limited!
Available at: WalMart, KB Toys, and Toys R Us.
Quarantine Notaro available at Mass General Hospital and Brigham & Women's!
***ON SALE NOW!!!***
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