Snowball implanted with icicles, sort of a "dissapearing" mace that you throw.
"Gee honey, I have no idea how the squirrel died, but its body is riddled with holes. Does anyone in the area have a machine gun?
Either that or alien experimentation!"
Just remember Jimbo (from South Park) and his way around all those "pesky environmental laws" and yell "They're coming straight for me" before you blast them away!
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