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With the increase of tail-gating women, I find I can now speed with relative impunity. I just pull over, let the biotch go by and hang back and let her run the gauntlet.
Sometimes after they get pulled over, I'll sow down, open the window, and yell a take off of the John Wilkes Booth quote he exclaimed after he shot President Lincoln, "Sic semper tailgatus!" ("Thus always to tailgaters!") as I go by them after they are pulled over.
Of course being stupid, they don't get it, but I always get a good charge out of it. It's days like that that make life worthwhile.
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