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The Lone Ranger
was ambushed and captured
by
an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian
Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU
are the great Lone Ranger" ..
"In
honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU
will be executed in three days."
"Before
I kill you, I grant you three
requests"
"What
is your FIRST request
???'
The Lone Ranger
responds,
"I'd
like to speak to my horse."
The
Chief nods and Silver is brought
before
the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops
away.
Later that evening, Silver
returns with
a
beautiful blonde woman on
his back.
As
the Indian Chief watches,
the
blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and
spends the night.
The
next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's
impressed..
"You
have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I
will still kill you
in two days."
"What
is your SECOND request
???"
The
Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to
his horse.
Silver
is brought to
him,
and
he again whispers in the horse's
ear.
As before,
Silver takes off and disappears
over
the horizon.
Later that evening, to
the Chief's surprise,
Silver again
returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette,
more attractive
than
the blonde.
She
enters the Lone Rangers tent
and
spends the night.
The
following morning the Indian Chief
is
again impressed.
"You
are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But
I will still kill
you tomorrow."
"What
is your LAST request ???"
The
Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to
my horse, ....
alone."
The Chief
is curious, but he
agrees,
and
Silver is brought to
the
Lone Ranger's
tent.
Once they're
alone,
the
Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks
him square in the eye and says,
Listen
Very Carefully !!!!
FOR...
THE... LAST... TIME...
I
SAID ...
"BRING POSSE"
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