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		 The Italian says 'When I've a finished a makina da love  withah  my 
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 
6  inches above a da bed in ecstacy.' 
 
The Frenchman replies. zat is  noting, when Ah've finished making  ze 
love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way  down her body, and zen Ah  lick 
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she  floats 12 inches  above 
ze bed in pure ecstacy. 
 
The redneck says,  'That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin  the 
ole lady, I git out of  bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my 
weener on the curtains. She hits  the freakin'ceiling 
		
		
		
		
		
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