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Here's a few of my fav's:
"he's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice"
"He's like a one armed man in a slap fight"
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy"
I like to sling these kind of "pearls of wisdom" around when someone needs a reality slap. If I can make the person look at me and say "What the heck are you talking about?" then I'm successful.
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