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Old 04-19-2008, 05:03 AM   #7
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Talking lately...

try ZERO $0.

the wife is spending around 100 buckaroonies

i've been using the same half tank
i had in march... no where to go
when you have no brakes...

i'm gonna get some big ole timbers
and back the caravan up on them
so i can crawl under that sumana beeswax
and yank this friggan brake valve off of it
and then take it to a mad scientists LABRATORY

he has one of those huge military trucks in there
that is saved for the end of days MISSION impossible

everywhere you look there's a friggan chicken
sitting on machinery thats worth thousands...
reminds me of the midwest back country farmers lol
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went out there to re build a motor once,,,
and here is this Machinst with a half million
worth of equipment in his huge old shop

every where you looked was a container
almost full of water...big ones and mediums ones
down to several sizes of small ones...all sitting within
white painted circles on the floor...

i'm like WTF ? his roof leaks ok
and his solution is to catch the all the drips
and he times the drops...with a stop watch
calculates the rate (he had this down to a science)
of the dripping and determines what size receptacle
he needs to keep things dry...

he says to me: my JOB is to grind your crank shaft
your job is to empty all these containers
and put them back exactly where you found them
ONE at a time

then he buys me a new crankshaft instead of grinding it lol

and he says to me... and i'll never forget this line...

as he carefully hands me my old crankshaft...

spray paint it green before you through it away
(smiling like the cheshire cat....)

That way..........no one will find it...
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