SALESMAN
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!!!" said the old lady. 'I haven't got any money!'!! and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the polished young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove "all" traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will "personally" eat the remainder."
"Well now", she said, "I hope you've got a damned good appetite fella, because the electricity was cut off this morning because, like I told you, I don't have any money."
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