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Skydiver
A guy goes sky diving for the first time, learns everything there is to know and takes his first jump.
He bails out of the plane, waits a few moments and pulls his chute cord and it doesn't open!!!
He gets panicky and feverishly keeps pulling the cord.
As he is hurtling towards the ground he suddenly remembers his spare chute, pulls the cord and it doesn't open either!!!
He keeps pulling to no avail, looks down, and to his amazement sees a man flying up!
As they pass he yells to the guy," Do you know anything about skydiving???"
The guy yells back, "Nooo, do you know anything about gas stoves???"
Last edited by justplugit; 09-22-2007 at 07:03 PM..
Reason: Sp: shoot for chute :smash:
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