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Bill and his friend Ned walk into a fast food chain for lunch.
Bill orders and sits down, Ned orders and the counter guy says'"Hey Ned how you doing, then yells out , hey everybody Neds here" They all yell Hi Ned.
Ned sits down ,and Bill says, your a popular guy Ned. Ned says i'm the most popular guy in the world, everybody knows me.
Bill says i bet you $1000 you don't know the President of the United States. Ned says, your on and they fly to Washington and knock on the White House door. The President answers the door and says Hey Ned how you doing, haven't seen you in awhile. They go, play 3 rounds of golf and leave.
Bill says that was luck, bet you $2000 you don't know the Queen of England. Your on says Ned, and they fly to the Palace and knock on the door. The Queen answers and says, Ned it's so good to see you. They have tea with the Queen and leave.
Bill says you know alot of people, but double or nothing i bet you don't know the Pope. Ned says , your on, and off they go to the Vatican. Ned says, look Bill, go down in the yard and i will walk out on the balcony with my arm around the Pope. A crowd had gathered to see the Pope, and sure enough, Ned walks out with his arm around the Pope. Bill faints flat out on the ground.
Ned runs down, revives him and says Bill what happened?
Bill says ,well i was fine till the guy standing next to me tapped me on the shoulder and asked, "hey who's that guy with Ned?"
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