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Harley's
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Arthur Davidson, inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
>>>Corporation,
>>>>>>died and went to heaven.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
>good
>>>man
>>>>>>and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
>can
>>>>>hang
>>>>>
>>>>>>out
>>>>>>with anyone you want in Heaven."
>>>>>>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to
hang
>>out
>>>>>>with God."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
>God.
>>>>>>Arthur then asked God, " Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>>>>>>God said, "Ah, yes."
>>>>>>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some
>>>major
>>>>>>design flaws in your invention.
>>>>>>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>>>>>>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>>>>>>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>>>>>>4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
>>>>>>5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Hummmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
>>on."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
words
>>and
>>>>>>waited for the results.
>>>>>>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>>>>>>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
>>>Arthur,
>>>>>>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention
>>than
>>>>>>yours!"
>>>
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