Like my dad said: Don't drink the antifreeze that is in the trunk!
WACKY WARNING WINNERS
Winning entries in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:
— Winner: “DO NOT put any person in this washer,” from a tag on a front-loading washing machine.
— 2nd place: “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level,” from a label on a personal watercraft.
— 3rd place (tie): “Do not iron,” from a Super Lotto ticket.
— 3rd place (tie): “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven,” from a cell phone.
— Honorable mention: “Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle,” from the cover of a phone directory.