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Originally Posted by Flaptail

Ha Ha Karl! You should know working where you do. The smokers just wander into Tedeschi's and stroll up and down the aisles trying to decide if it's Twinkies, a frozen Crunch bar ( yum) and what to have for a drink, coke or maybe one of those Hoods milkshake drinks ( the vanilla is sinfully good). Then as they walk to the register they stop, make a quick scan of the entire store and decide if what they have in thier hands is what they really want. After the 30 second decision delay it's up to the register, dump the goodies on the counter and as the clerk rings it up they grab a couple of those small Reeses' cup for a dime apiece and add them in the pile. Mission complete.

You didn't quite finish it yet; you forgot the part where the guy has to pull all the contents of his pockets out to assemble enough wrinkled loose bills to pay for the goodies.