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		 "Wait until your father gets home"  was always a brutal one, if immediately followed by a phone call. 
 
I remember the day my mother swore off buying any more wooden spoons because "They didn't make them like they used to."  This all after my brothers and I had grown enough to laugh when they broke on impact. 
		
		
		
		
		
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