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Gotta Love Seniors
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>Seniority!!
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>A very self-important college freshman at a recent USC football game, took
>it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
>was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.
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>"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the student
>said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew
>up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
>spaceships have visited Mars... We even have nuclear energy, electric and
>hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing .... and uh.."
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>Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the
>"wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have those things when we
>were young...so we invented them.. you arrogant little sh-thead!!
>Now.... what are you doing for the next generation??"
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