The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous
calls...
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
sweet good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love
long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting,camping, and
fishing trips & cozy winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your
hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door
when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and
I'm yours.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for "Sandy"~~
~~~Callers found themselves talking to the local
Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab.
