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				Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
			 
			 
			
		
		
		Wal-Mart will have its own wine... 
 
Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."  
 
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine: 
 
13. Chateau Traileur Parc 
 
12. White Trashfindel 
 
11. Big Red Gulp 
 
10. Grape Expectations 
 
9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" 
 
8. NASCARbernet 
 
7. Chef Boyardeaux 
 
6. Peanut Noir 
 
5. Chateau des Moines 
 
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 
 
3. World Championship Riesling 
 
2. Sams Shiraz 
 
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . 
 
1. Nasti Spumante 
 
 
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel). 
		
		
		
		
		
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