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One day Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach collecting shells when she looked down and saw an old brass lamp.
She decided it may be worth a couple of bucks if she cleaned it up so she starting rubbing the side of it and "POOF' a magic genie appeared!
Monica was so excited saying "wow - a magic genie", I'm gonna get 3 wishes, but the genie stpooed her abruptly her by saying "no, you only get one wish."
She says " what do you mean I only get one wish, why not 3 wishes?"
The genie says " well, you already have fame and fortune so you only get one wish."
She stood there for a minute thinking real hard, and then she says " okay, I've got it, since I only get one wish and I already have fame and fortune, the only thing I can think of what I really want right now is that I'd like to lose these love handles I've got."
The genie says you're wish is my command and "POOF" her ears dissappeared!
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