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We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells
you how tough it is to be single nowadays .
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead . It was a day trip (no
overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving
back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from
anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and
she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a
real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was
the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both
agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off
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