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Old 10-09-2003, 10:27 AM   #38
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Remedy

I don't usually give out this secret BUT:

For quick and absolute removal of crabs:

1. Shave off either the right side or left side of all standing hair.

2. Spray lighter fluid on the remaining side WITH hair

3. Grab an ice pick and when the crabs run out of the flaming hair, just stab them real hard with the ice pick.

That will solve your problem.

Ole' Sarge

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