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		 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this 
 absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the 
 husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks 
 away. 
 
 
 The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," 
 replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," 
 says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" 
 
 
 "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a 
 divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering 
 in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the 
 garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." 
 
 
 Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on 
 his arm. 
 
 
 "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. 
 
 
 "That's his mistress," says her husband. 
 
 
 "Ours is prettier," she replies. 
		
		
		
		
		
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